Smelling Gifts

Aromatherapy for Men

'Smells all right to me, but then everything smells alright to me.'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'You smell like mothballs.'

'Do you have one called Dad?'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"What pheromone are you using?"

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"No offense."

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

At the animal perfume fair.

Burt's love of garlic was making him most unpopular with the other patients.

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

'What have you got?.' 'If you don't smell it we haven't got it.'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

Ah, the new-car smell? We call it the Elon Musk.

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

'He says the scent killer isn't working and he wants his money back.'

I can smell the cheese sandwiches.