Smelling Pillows

Aromatherapy for Men

'Smells all right to me, but then everything smells alright to me.'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

Oh, sorry, I just love that new car owner smell.

'You smell like mothballs.'

'Do you have one called Dad?'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"What pheromone are you using?"

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"No offense."

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Burt's love of garlic was making him most unpopular with the other patients.

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

At the animal perfume fair.

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"Pew researchers!"

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

'Meeting someone tonight?'