Smells Pillows

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Aromatherapy for Men

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"What pheromone are you using?"

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

"No offense."

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

At the animal perfume fair.

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

Oh, sorry, I just love that new car owner smell.

"Pew researchers!"

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

'He says the scent killer isn't working and he wants his money back.'

'Meeting someone tonight?'

Gloria, what's a good remedy for garlicky hands? Rigatoni gloves.

I can smell the cheese sandwiches.

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.