Smells Mugs

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Aromatherapy for Men

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"What pheromone are you using?"

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"No offense."

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

At the animal perfume fair.

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

Ah, the new-car smell? We call it the Elon Musk.

'What have you got?.' 'If you don't smell it we haven't got it.'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

'He says the scent killer isn't working and he wants his money back.'

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

I can smell the cheese sandwiches.

Man with big nose smelling various things.