Small Town Sleeper Gifts

"Nothing ever happens in this town."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Centerville.

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

Sleeping masks

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

Sleepless Night with a Mosquito

Hadleyville Has-Beens

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

Cat Dreams

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'