Small Town Dreamer Gifts

"Better make it a double. This dude's got Salt Lake City on his mind!"

Welcome to Burt Jenkins: Pop. 1.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Migrating cows.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

The Idea of America.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

An English Gold Field

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

DACA

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Man building a tree house

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

A Gated Community.

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

Eric Adams Caricature

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

Entering New York City - Check it out

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"No student debt, a cappuccino maker-- all I need is a tiny house and I'll be living the retirement dream."

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"Sure makes a change from New York!"