Small Town Sleeper Pillows

"Nothing ever happens in this town."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Centerville.

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Sleeping masks

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

Cat Dreams

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

Exit 66 Yaphank: If you have already been to Yaphank please disregard this exit.

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Just in from St. Paul.