Slow And Steady Wins The Race Mugs

'Yes, he's still working on that memo. You can't rush the creative process, you know.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'

Snail Display Today

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

Speed Checked By Radar.

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

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A tortoise

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

Tortoise Mailman.

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

Tortoise Football Fan

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'