Slow And Steady Champions Mugs

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'

Speed Dating for Turtles

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

Snail Display Today

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

Speed Checked By Radar.

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"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

Turtles and snails boarding Noah's Ark.

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

A tortoise

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

Tortoise Mailman.

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

Tortoise Football Fan

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

I may not be the smartest tortoise, but I've been around the block a few times. Well, once.