Slow And Steady Champion Mugs

I like driving well below the speed limit --- It's the only time I can say I have lots of followers!

"There! I finished my jigsaw puzzle! I'm so happy! It only took me a year!"

Speed Dating for Turtles

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

Snail Display Today

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Speed Checked By Radar.

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'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

Sleep Therapy Center. Hey, guess what! I have rapid eye movement!

A tortoise

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

Tortoise Mailman.

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

Tortoise Football Fan

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

I may not be the smartest tortoise, but I've been around the block a few times. Well, once.