Slow And Steady Champion Pillows

"There! I finished my jigsaw puzzle! I'm so happy! It only took me a year!"

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Snail Display Today

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Speed Checked By Radar.

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

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A tortoise

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

Tortoise Mailman.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

Tortoise Football Fan

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

"This is moving too fast. . ."

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'