Slow And Steady Wins The Race T-Shirts

'Yes, he's still working on that memo. You can't rush the creative process, you know.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Speed Dating for Turtles

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Snail Display Today

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'

Speed Checked By Radar.

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

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Turtles and snails boarding Noah's Ark.

A tortoise

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

Tortoise Mailman.

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

Tortoise Football Fan

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

I may not be the smartest tortoise, but I've been around the block a few times. Well, once.