Slogan Smith Gifts

"Sir, you're the most likely candidate but your campaign slogan...'Neither left nor right but round...'"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Steamed vegetables."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Born to be Mild.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

You've done it again, Harry.

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

The day after Father's Day.

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

'And another thing, ‘Bold Innovation' isn't just a trite slogan around here. It's also my preferred brand of coffee and aftershave.'

How's My Jiving?

"Slogan."

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

Save the world,t shirt wearing ecologist meets take the world" t shirt wearing alien