Slogans Gifts

Just Do It. Just Did It.

The day after Father's Day.

A man is balancing on two chairs to hang a 'safety first' sign.

Vegetarian Society "In the wake of all these health scares we've changed our message somewhat."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Born to be Mild.

'It can't fail!'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'No pain, No gain' T-shirt and 'No pain, No pain' T-shirt.

"You know my motto: Ready, aim . . . audit."

'I bought your shirt and all you got was a smug look.'

Pick Your Own

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

Crappy Diem

I went to a procrastinators' convention and all I got.

'How about 'Doggies love it.'?'

Lawyers happen.

T-shirt slogan: 'Surf my snot.'

Girl Watching (fun with those shorts with the writing on the butt).

Save the world,t shirt wearing ecologist meets take the world" t shirt wearing alien

You've done it again, Harry.

Out of Bumper Stickers.

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Steamed vegetables."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."