Slogan Slinger Gifts

"We have to decide between 'contains miracle ZE-49' or 'guaranteed free of harmful ZE-49'."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

"Slogan."

'Ineffective ad campaigns for the British Open.'

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

He's a rebel without a cause.

"Great job on policy, but it's time we move beyond specifics and into slogans!"

"No, Simpkins, I don't think 'For When You Go Jump In The Lake' is a suitable slogan."

"I will make the future better."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Steamed vegetables."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Meet the author

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Freedom

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Whatever!

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

So you've lost your journalism job. Yep and my freelance contracts. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Free distribution of information is driving publishers out of business. I can't compete against thousands of free blogs. Twenty years I spent learning to be a professional journalist and I'm a dinosaur. What'd you say? I was reading Gawker. Shoot me.

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.