Slogan Slinger Prints

"We have to decide between 'contains miracle ZE-49' or 'guaranteed free of harmful ZE-49'."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

"Slogan."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

He's a rebel without a cause.

"Great job on policy, but it's time we move beyond specifics and into slogans!"

"No, Simpkins, I don't think 'For When You Go Jump In The Lake' is a suitable slogan."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Steamed vegetables."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Meet the author

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Freedom

Whatever!

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

Looks like it's going to be one of those meetings.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Pianist-boxer

Skywriter's Block

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."