Sleepwear Stylist Gifts

Hang the PJ's

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"You were snoring."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"What's with your hair?"

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'