Sleepwear Gifts

"Onesie for all and all for onesie."

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"You wear pyjamas!"

Bunny in People Slippers.

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

A man opens front door in his night shirt

'Was the class too early for you?'

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'He likes to power nap.'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Dog Nightmares

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Night-time halo

"Try thinking about something else."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"