Sleepwear Gifts

"Onesie for all and all for onesie."

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"You wear pyjamas!"

Bunny in People Slippers.

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

A man opens front door in his night shirt

'Was the class too early for you?'

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Night-time halo

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Try thinking about something else."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Babies vs. Dogs

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."