Nightwear Gifts

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Hang the PJ's

Killer Executive Suits.

Men's business romper.

New Suit.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

The Dandy

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Utility Chic.

I love my cape

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

The Aging of Underwear

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

Friendly Tie

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'Note the bold use of gray.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."