Sleep Refuser Champion Pillows

"Go to sleep or someday important people will fail to notice you and you will die in tragic obscurity."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Time for bed, guys."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

"I know eight hours sleep a day is normal... but not at work!"

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

You're supposed to read him a bedtime story at HIS bedtime.

Sleeping through new year celebrations

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"What? I slept seven months."

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Vegan Insomnia

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."