Sleep Refuser Champion Pillows

"Go to sleep or someday important people will fail to notice you and you will die in tragic obscurity."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Time for bed, guys."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

"I know eight hours sleep a day is normal... but not at work!"

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

Sleeping through new year celebrations

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

"What? I slept seven months."

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Vegan Insomnia

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."