Slack Seeker Gifts

"Mr. Rod, my dad wants to clean the garage tomorrow...and he needs me to pack boxes and haul tons of stuff. It'll probably take all day!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Ancient Racing

Bring your own inflatable.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Bob's Driving School.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Computer Controlled Car

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Bowling ball head.

King Pin

Irregulars

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Cow outboard engine

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Slipstream

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Pamplona 500