Skeptical Student Gifts

'This 'multiplication' stuff - did you check it out on Snopes?'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Essay Paper.

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"Up the hill to fetch a pail of water" -- Are you sure that's how hydrodynamics works?

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

Monitoring the Air Quality

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."