Skeptical Student Pillows

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

Essay Paper.

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

'I asked you for one good reason why I should follow your advice, not six.'

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."