Skeptical Reader Pillows

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

We have control of you brain.

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"Do you have any why-to books?"

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

"Before I give you my answer I just gotta be sure you ain't one of them nasty olee-garks I've been hearing about."

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."