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"Look. Jesus healed my severed leg."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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"Gee, thanks pal."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

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"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

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'I don't think the employees like me.'

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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The Evolution Of Man

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

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