Skeptic Humor Pillows

Not so heavenly

Locksmith

Fear/Knowledge

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

The new Physics

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

Govt. UK led by Seance

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

America's funniest investment scams

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'