Skeptic Humor Prints

Not so heavenly

Locksmith

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

The new Physics

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'