Skeptic Humorist Prints

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

"I don't think 'just the same old rubbish' is much of a prediction!!"

'Do you believe in the Grass Piranha now my friend?'

'Cheer up mate! . . . It's not the end of the world!'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"I'm still an atheist."

"Come! Join my cult! Bring your worldly goods in cash, silver or gold!"

"Hot enough for ya..?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

German School

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

The Evolution Of Man