Comedy Skeptic Pillows

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

"Mind if I tweak it?"

Life on Earth - Why bother?

"This isn't a reality show. . . it's the news."

"What do the know!"

Not so heavenly

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."

'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

"Let's go to my sister's house. They have the 'Absolutely No Super Hero Movies Channel.'"

"Look. Jesus healed my severed leg."

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

'Do you believe in the Grass Piranha now my friend?'

'It just doesn't seem right -- a computer-generated reality show.'

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'

"I don't think 'just the same old rubbish' is much of a prediction!!"

"I'm still an atheist."