Skeptic Satirist Pillows

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Trump pardons

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

"Gee, thanks pal."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Ghostwriting the Bible

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

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"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.