Skeptical Brainstormer Gifts

'We offer you a free computer, free internet, no ads on your screen and $10,000 cash if you can figure out the hook.'

Light Bulb Moment

Group Think Time

Empty box of ideas

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Brainstorm in progress.

' A new idea '

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Space for Lease.

Think.

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Think Tank.

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

Well, we've generated enough hot air...it must be time to cram it in a trial balloon and float it.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"What's the big idea?"

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Hollywood Think Tank

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."