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'We offer you a free computer, free internet, no ads on your screen and $10,000 cash if you can figure out the hook.'

Light Bulb Moment

Empty box of ideas

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Brainstorm in progress.

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

' A new idea '

Space for Lease.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Think.

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Think Tank.

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

Well, we've generated enough hot air...it must be time to cram it in a trial balloon and float it.

"What's the big idea?"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

'Think outside the seed.'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

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