Quirky Boardroom Brainstormer Gifts

"Harry has come up with a great idea - we hold the shareholder's meeting in Timbuctoo."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

"Let's kick off this Human Resource action with a game of Musical Chairs."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'It's lonely at the top unless you count lawyers.'

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'Look at my huge salary as inspiration to you...'

Boardroom cream pies.

Think Tank.