Sixty And Sassy Pillows

"I'm liver spot spice."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Early Colour TV

Do you think I'm sixty?

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Whatever!

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Furniture from hell.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

Food Pyramid, 1960

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Show-off!"

"In other words homogenius."

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

"He's perfectly nice, but sort of boring, like good cholesterol or something."

It's very sixties.

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

1960s.

"...and make sure you get food with plenty of preservatives in it"

'Sorry, I can't hear you because this jerk in front of me has a really crinkly wrapper.'

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

"Can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis."

"Have your people get in touch with my people."

"60's not old, it's experienced."