"I'm liver spot spice."
Sixty And Sassy T-Shirts
Celebrate their sixtieth with a t-shirt that says it all! Our witty and sassy 60th birthday t-shirts are designed for the vibrant, fun-loving individual who’s embracing this milestone with humor and style.
"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"
"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."
What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!
Early Colour TV
Do you think I'm sixty?
"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."
Whatever!
'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'
"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."
I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!
'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'
'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'
"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."
Furniture from hell.
'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'
"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"
"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."
Food Pyramid, 1960
"You know you have a weak heart, mom. Sit down on your favorite rocking chair and just it easy."
"Show-off!"
Twiggy
'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'
"In other words homogenius."
'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'
"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."
"He's perfectly nice, but sort of boring, like good cholesterol or something."
"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."
It's very sixties.
1960s.
"...and make sure you get food with plenty of preservatives in it"
'Sorry, I can't hear you because this jerk in front of me has a really crinkly wrapper.'
ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.
"Can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis."
"Have your people get in touch with my people."
Sixty And Sassy T-Shirts Collection
Sixty And Sassy Mugs
Explore our collection of sassy 60th birthday mugs—perfect for adding humor and personality to every coffee or tea break.
Sixty And Sassy Pillows
Check out our playful pillows designed for the sassy 60-year-old—add a humorous touch to their home décor today.
Sixty And Sassy Prints
Browse our humorous 60th milestone prints—bring some wit and personality to their living space with these unique designs.