Sixty-something Pillows

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

David Blaine, Age 60

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

Life begins at 60

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

Denise gets offered the senior discount for the first time.

Food Pyramid, 1960

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Dog Owner.

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

'No batteries needed, but you have to be menopausal to make them work.'

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'