Situation Humor Fan Gifts

'Excuse me miss, May I have a bite of your sausage?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

Beer Parasol.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

No, I don

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"Fish finder."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

The bird feeder.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

"So! When's the big day?"

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Welcome to your new English Class.