Sitcom Specialist Gifts

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

Ricky Gervais Caricature.

Interactive television. Man says: 'This programme is rubbish!' TV replies: 'Get lost, Fatty!'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Copycats

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Applause

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'Now that's Real TV!'

Situation Tragedy.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

How I met your mother

'Coleridge'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Larry David

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

'Shakespeare's Tragedies and Sitcoms.' 'The Bard sells out.'

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

'It's funny because it's true.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

Nativity - The sitcom