Sitcom Specialist Pillows

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

Ricky Gervais Caricature.

Interactive television. Man says: 'This programme is rubbish!' TV replies: 'Get lost, Fatty!'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Copycats

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Applause

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'Now that's Real TV!'

How I met your mother

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Beam me up. Scotty!

Situation Tragedy.

'Coleridge'

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

John Cleese.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Menopause and the City

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

John Laurie

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'