Sitcom Star Pillows

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

How I met your mother

Situation Tragedy.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

The girl who has everything...

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Haywatch

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Nativity - The sitcom

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

Larry David

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."