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Rob Brydon.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Situation Tragedy.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Beam me up. Scotty!

How I met your mother

John Cleese.

'It was a very strange divorce — the judge got custody of my wife.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Haywatch

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Menopause and the City

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

The girl who has everything...

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

John Laurie

Larry David

Gillian Leigh Anderson

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

Nativity - The sitcom

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Sofia Vergara

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"