Sitcom Buff Pillows

"Hey man, the pilots are sick. Do you think you can fly this?" "No problemo, Bart dude." "Otto Pilot"

Backfire

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Applause

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Is there a vegan option?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Cat Hecklers

"Beware of the frog"

Can't Touch This

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'Now that's Real TV!'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."