Siren Song Enthusiast Pillows

Siren and Pirates

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Tenors

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Pirate King

A singer being criticised

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Music has doubled my income..."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Syd Barrett.

Cows warming up.

Quartet of mermaids

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

Luciano Povarotti

NYPD Siren Training

'They're for stiff necks - take two, and avoid skulking around in drafty places!'

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play.