Siren Enthusiast Pillows

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

"Sorry we're late. We forgot to turn on the siren."

'I thought I heard a siren.'

'You have the right to remain silent. You also have the right to play with the siren in my squad car, but I'm not suppose to tell you that.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

No Hand Signals

"e-Harley Hybrids"

Unusual Staircase

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

Quartet of mermaids

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Psst - Evening News."

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

NYPD Siren Training

'They're for stiff necks - take two, and avoid skulking around in drafty places!'

Ringing bell

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.