Siren Admirer Pillows

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Mermaid

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Meowlzebub

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Fear of Flying Seminar

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

Spider's Web Trampoline

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Early Morning Roll Call.

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

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The men of your dreams

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Major and minor keys

Ophiologist

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'Mike has had a lifelong dream of working at Sea World.'

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

'You've been drinking again.'

George Clooney.

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

A man opens front door in his night shirt

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"