Siren Aficionados Pillows

Oh, quit complaining. You only have to do it until the siren's fixed. POLICE.

Sundial Time

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Health professionals prepare syringes for another intense vaccination day."

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

NYPD Siren Training

Oh, cool, a hideaway hood! I had one of those when I was little!

How to appear more interesting.

'This should be interesting.'

Semaphore Problems

"He's angry about getting old."

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."

Statue of Liberty reads Hifi Choice magazine.

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

'Any jobs out there in the, you know, nether regions?'

'I've got to go to an eye doctor. I can now only see the present, not the past and the future.'

"We would've listened to the sired in you'd made it sound more appealing."

Spy Lotto

'You have the right to remain silent. You also have the right to play with the siren in my squad car, but I'm not suppose to tell you that.'

Mermaid

Siren and Pirates

Confidences of a Mature Siren.