Siren Enthusiasts Pillows

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"Cat got your tongue?"

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

No Hand Signals

"e-Harley Hybrids"

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Quartet of mermaids

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

'They're for stiff necks - take two, and avoid skulking around in drafty places!'

How to appear more interesting.

NYPD Siren Training

Ringing bell

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

Mime artist in library.

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

"Pork signals!"

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

"We would've listened to the sired in you'd made it sound more appealing."

Mermaid