Siren Enthusiasts Mugs

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"Cat got your tongue?"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

No Hand Signals

"e-Harley Hybrids"

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Quartet of mermaids

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

How to appear more interesting.

NYPD Siren Training

Ringing bell

'They're for stiff necks - take two, and avoid skulking around in drafty places!'

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

"Pork signals!"

"Looks like we stick with the blue-chips, and your dead Uncle Frank says hello."

Mime artist in library.

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

It's a good thing Pastor Jones knew semaphore...