Siren Sound Enthusiast Mugs

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

No Bruch!

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"e-Harley Hybrids"

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

Quartet of mermaids

"Hear that? First lawnmower of spring!"

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

Man walks into a drum kit.

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

'Here's your complimentary diaper, Sir.'

"C'mon man, I thought we were buds!"

Singers

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.