Siren Sound Enthusiast Gifts

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

No Bruch!

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

The Gong

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"e-Harley Hybrids"

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Quartet of mermaids

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"Hear that? First lawnmower of spring!"

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

Gong

NYPD Siren Training

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

'Here's your complimentary diaper, Sir.'

Man walks into a drum kit.

"C'mon man, I thought we were buds!"

Singers